Tuesday

Protein Shake Recipes


 
 MILK OF DONKEY
  
Ingredients
  
  • 1 cup skim milk
  • 1 cup egg beaters
  • 1 heaping tbsp honey roasted peanut butter
  • 2.5 scoops double rich chocolate whey protein
  • 1 heaping tbsp micronized creatine
  • A sufficient amount of Coffeemate sugar free hazlenut flavoring!
  
Blend For 20-30 Seconds


THE MUSCLED GIRL
  
Ingredients
  
  • -12 oz skim milk
  • -4-8 Thin Mint Girl Scout Cookies
  • -Handful of ice
  • -2 scoops of chocolate whey protein
  
Blend

BANANA VANILLA

 Ingredients:

  •  2 scoops Vanilla Whey Powder
  •  1 Banana
  •  1/2 Cup Quaker Oatmeal (cook with boiling water)
  •  3/4 Cup Kellogg’s Bran Flakes
  •  1 Bottle of Water
  •  Sugar, Brown Sugar or Artificial Sweetener to taste
  
SUPER PROTEIN MAN

 Ingredients:

  •  1 scoop Vanilla Whey Powder
  •  1 medium to large banana
  •  8 oz. light Soy Milk
  •  1 TBSP Linseed, Soy and Almond Mixture
  •  1 tsp Golden Syrup
  •  Few drops vanilla essence/extract
  •  3-4 cubes ice
  •  1 TBSP low fat natural yoghurt
  
ORANGE ROYAL

 Ingredients:

  •  2 scoops Vanilla Whey Powder
  •  8 oz. Orange Juice
  •  4-5 ice cubes
  •  1 tsp. Vanilla Extract
  •  ½ banana
  •  2-3 frozen strawberries
  •  2 packets of sweetener
  
 GRAPES SHAKE

 Ingredients:

  •  2 scoops Vanilla Whey Powder
  •  10-12 oz of skim milk
  •  1.2 cup of dry oatmeal
  •  1.2 cup of raisins
  •  12 shredded almonds
  •  1 tbsp of peanut butter.
 
PLUM ICE

 Ingredients:

  •  2 scoops Vanilla Whey Powder
  •  1 ripe plum (pitted) juice of 1 lemon
  •  16 ounces of ice water
  •  1.2 cup of ice cubes.


ROTATING FOOTBALL
 Ingredients:
  •  2 scoops vanilla Whey Powder
  •  1 tbsp sugar-free instant vanilla pudding
  •  1/4 tsp cinnamon
  •  1/2 tsp imitation vanilla (or 1/4 tsp extract)
  •  1 packet artificial sweetener
  •  a few dashes butter flavor sprinkles or butter-flavor extract
  •  8 oz. water (or low-fat milk)
  •  3 ice cubes

GUYS AND DOLLS
 Ingredients:
  •  8 oz. pure water
  •  1/2 banana (frozen)
  •  2 tbs. low fat sour cream
  •  1 tsp. coconut extract
  •  10-15 drops liquid stevia (optional)
  •  2 scoops vanillaWhey Powder
DARTING MUSCLES

 Ingredients:

  •  1 cup of pineapple juice
  •  3 strawberries
  •  1 banana
  •  1 teaspoon of yogurt
  •  1 scoop of your choice of protein

CHEST... SHOULDER 1-2-3

Ingredients:

  •  4 scoops vanilla Whey Powder
  •  8 fluid ounces water
  •  1 colombo strawberry yogurt
  •  3 frozen strawberries
  •  1 teaspoon creatine
  •  1 teaspoon flax seed oil


MUSCLE FUEL
   
Ingredients:

  •  2 scoops USn Vanilla Muscle fuel
  •  100g almond flakes
  •  1 table spoon peanut butter
  •  500ml skim milk
  •  half banana
  •  1 table spoon honey

 
ASS MARBLE DRINK

Ingredients:
  •  
  • 2-3 Scoops VanillaWhey Powder
  •  Seeds from half a length of real vanilla bean
  •  1 Tsp. Vanilla extract (real not imitation)
  •  4 oz. water
  •  6 oz. Orange juice + zest from half orange
  •  3 Tbsp Whipping cream (heavy cream, not from can)
  •  1/2 cup vanilla yogurt (or frozen vanilla yogurt)
  •  Ice cubes at end to add desired consistency

TOUCH ME AND DIE

Ingredients:

  • 16 oz. skim milk
  •  2 cups no-fat cottage cheese
  •  3 scoops vanillaWhey Powder
  •  1/2 cup non-fat, reduced-sugar vanilla yogurt scoop of your favorite fruit
  •  Splenda or Sweet-n-Low to taste (about 2 packets)
  •  Handful of Ice

TAKE THE BULL BY THE HORNS

Ingredients:

  • 1 scoop vanillaWhey Powder
  •  1 peeled and cored apple, cut into pieces
  •  1 1/2 cups of milk
  •  1/2 tsp cinnamon
  •  1/2 tsp nutmeg
  •  5 Ice Cubes

 
 
DO NOT BREAK THE EGGS DRINKS 

Ingredients.

  • 3 Snickers Bars
  •  4 eggs
  •  3 cups milk
  •  2 tablespoons evaporated milk
  •  Chop the candy into cubes. Add the milk, eggs, then mix; add the evaporated

YEAST FOR MUSCLES

Ingredients:

  •  1 cup skim milk
  •  2 tsp. safflower oil
  •  Several pieces of ice
  •  1 banana
  •  1 package of Carnation Instant Breakfast (there’s also a lo-carb mix)

FLAT BELLY DRINK
Ingredients:
  •  10 oz. pure water
  •  1 oz. liquid ionic plant source minerals
  •  1 packet knox gelatin
  •  1 tbs. flax seed oil
  •  1 heaping scoop (1 oz) of protein of choice
  •  Stevia or to taste (optional)
 
THE QUEEN OF THE GYM DRINK

Ingredients:
  •  10 oz pure water
  •  8 frozen strawberries
  •  4 tbs. low fat sour cream
  •  10-15 drops liquid stevia (optional)
  •  1.5 oz. protein of choice

BLOOD OF DRAGON DRINK

Ingredients:

  • 2 scoops vanilla low carb protein powder
  • 2 oz unsweetened coconut milk
  • ¾ cup pineapple chunks (either fresh or “no sugar added” if canned)
  • 8 oz water (more for a thinner shake, less for a thicker shake)
  • Crushed ice
  • 1-5 drops coconut extract if desired for extra flavor

SEX, DRUGS AND ROCK & ROLL

 Ingredients:

  • 2 scoops low carb chocolate protein powder
  • *12 oz mint flavored green tea
  • 1 TSBP raw cocoa powder
  • 1 TBSP cacao nibs (optional)
  • Crushed ice
Blend to desired consistency
 
*steep 1-2 mint flavored green teabags in 12 oz hot water for 2-3 minutes (2 teabags for stronger flavor). 

MOMENTS OF JOY DRINK

Ingredients:

  • 2 scoops low carb vanilla protein powder
  • 6 oz almond milk
  • 2/3 cup blueberries
  • Juice from 1-2 lemon wedges or ½ packet of TrueLemon
  • 2 TSP cashew butter
  • 1-5 drops vanilla extract
  • 4 oz water (more for a thinner shake, less for a thicker shake)
  • Crushed ice
Blend to desired consistency